Can We Guess What Team You Were Born to Play For?

By: Raj Chander

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Sometimes, a sports team is more than just a sports team. They are an embodiment of a tradition or identity that is bigger than a game. Consider the recent run of the US Women's National Team at the 2019 FIFA Women's World Cup. The American squad dominated the competition, winning every game en route to a championship win over The Netherlands. But with several outspoken personalities--co-captain Megan Rapinoe is known for her pink hair and just signed a book deal--the team is also advocating for gender equality. In March, the entire USWNT filed a lawsuit against the U.S. Soccer Federation accusing them of institutional gender discrimination.

Other teams are known for how they play. The "Showtime" Lakers of the 1980s NBA ran a fast-paced style that involved lots of fast breaks and quick movement up and down the court. It's a method that was perfect for their legendary star point guard, the 6'9" Magic Johnson, who many consider to be the greatest passer in the history of the game.

So what's your team identity? Let us know about yourself on this quiz and we'll tell you which of the famous teams in the world of sports has a roster slot waiting for you.

We'll start with one of the most important questions: How do you celebrate a win or victory?

I win with grace and professionalism, but still savor the moment.

A flashy dance move or handshake
Going wild with my team!

I keep it low-key among my teammates.

Sports can't be your entire life: What's your favorite thing to do off the field or court?

Go to an art gallery

Act in a movie or TV/show
Pick fruit on a farm

See a Broadway show

Sports and dancing have a lot in common. What's your go-to dance move?

The lasso swing

The running man
I have a breakdancing routine.

I'm not a big dancer.

Every team plays in a different location. Which city would you most want to be based out of?

London

Milan
St. Louis

Austin

What's the most important thing required for team success?

Hard work

A commitment to high standards
A fast pace

Adherence to the process

What do you think is the most important characteristic of a coach?

Charisma and energy to lead

A tough demeanor to keep stars in line
Knowledge and mastery of the game

A strong work ethic

How often should a team practice?

A normal amount – individual work is more important.

Not that often so players can conserve energy for the game
As often as possible

An average amount physically, with a lot of extra preparation work

Which of these sports skills are you best at?

Hitting

Running
Tackling

Footwork

Does it matter if you have a lot of off-field opportunities?

I like to live in a city with a lot going on.

I prefer a city connected to entertainment.
No, it doesn't matter that much.

I don't have to live in the biggest city, but there should be some opportunities.

Would you prefer to play on a team with a history of championships?

As long as they make the playoffs a lot

The past isn't as important as the future.
Yes, they definitely need to have a winning record to improve my brand.

Absolutely, titles are a sign of excellence.

Every sports city has its own climate. What kind of weather do you prefer?

I don't mind some cold, with a very nice moderate summer.

I like sunshine year-round!
A temperate climate with all four seasons

I prefer the heat, but can manage anything.

How good are you at talking to the media?

I'm great at speaking to them without giving away too much.

I thrive off media attention!
I'd say about average.

I don't enjoy it, but I can do it.

Who was your favorite athlete as a kid?

Derek Jeter

Kobe Bryant
Brett Favre

Tim Duncan

Which of these sports all-star events is best?

Pro Bowl

Skills challenge
Home Run Derby

NBA All-Star game

Which of these game foods is your favorite?

Nachos

Hot dogs
Cheese fries

Popcorn

What kind of music is best to pump you up before a big game?

Upbeat hip-hop

R&B music
Hard rock

Latin rock

Which colors on the field or court would you want to wear most?

Black and silver

Gold and purple
Green and yellow

Navy blue and white

Which place are you going to celebrate after a big win?

A square dance

A nice steakhouse
An exclusive lounge

An upscale sushi restaurant

How would your teammates describe your style of play?

Professional and crisp

Showy and exciting
Tough and unwavering

Process-oriented

Which celebrity fan would you get along with best?

Lil Wayne

Selena Gomez
Stephen A. Smith

Jack Nicholson

What kind of house would you most want to live in?

Ranch

Beachside house
Large farmhouse

Luxury penthouse

Team sports are all about numbers. Which statistic is most important overall?

Home runs

Points
Touchdown passes

Assists

Sports are all about strategy. How do you think a team should come up with their gameplan?

Putting together all the combined knowledge of the team

Researching the opponent carefully
Focusing on what the team does well collectively

Playing up the strengths of each individual on the team

What kind of teammates do you want to play with?

Tough, hard-working people

People who practice a lot
People who are good at their position

Flashy, fast-paced people

Who would you want owning the team you play for?

A tough business executive type

A small yet tight-knit family
A large community of people

A traditional owner who trusts the organization

How do you get prepared for a big game?

Spending time with my teammates

Reminding myself of my experience and skills
Reviewing the game plan

Thinking about how many people are watching me

Do you prefer to play sports outside or inside?

Outdoors whenever possible

Inside is better.
I can perform well in both settings.

Either way is fine.

What's the most important lesson you can learn in sports?

The importance of making excellence a habit

Branding and star power are important.
Teamwork is everything.

Take care of the little things.

What's your favorite exercise in the gym?

Squats

Bench press
Pull-ups

Rows

How do you respond to being challenged by your teammates or coaches?

I step up my performance even more.

I get annoyed but then perform at a higher level.
It doesn't faze me.

I work even harder.

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